February 2012
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omg please rain tomorrow!
i’m in need of cuddling time with the boyfriend. PLEASE & THANK YOU !
World: If someone hits you, you hit them back.
God: If someone hits you, turn the other cheek.
World: Your life is worthless.
God: Your life is everything to me.
World: Give into the desires and temptations you long for.
God: Let me chisel you into the original masterpiece I made you as.
World: Life is meaningless. Kill yourself.
God: Life is meaningful and full of wonderful mysteries from Me. Be patient just a little longer, I am coming soon.
World: Love is sex, money, and pleasures.
God: Love is defined by what My Son, what He did for You on that cross.
World: Give up.
God: Try it one more time my child. This time trust in Me and it will happen.
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If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
HolyShit the last one! I’M CRYING.
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